Thursday, February 25, 2010

Cliche Poem

Jared S.
1/20/10
A man will stand by his word, even when his word is no good. He will honor that word, and keep it- just like he should. But, let me tell you, every man has his price.
A mountain can and will be made out of many things. Mountains are looked up to as if they were heroes. But you can’t make a mountain out of a mole hill. But maybe someday you should, and you will.
If your ego is too big, you should swallow your pride. Live life as a ride. See life with eyes open wide.
If you have become annoying, you should consider splitting like a banana. You’re so tall, don’t hit your head on the cabana. What was that? Ok, see you manana.
Overall, remember one thing: you can’t make lemonade out of orange juice. Don’t get frustrated, stay loose.
Since we’re talking about fruit, remember that a rotten apple always spoils the barrel.
Don’t be a sour grape, be a smiling ape, happy with a plate of crapes.
Don’t be nervous like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Just knock it down like basketballs falling down stairs.
Keep your mouth quiet and don’t let the cat out of the bag, ‘cause if you did, that’d be a real drag.
Keep a smile on that face with those pencil thin eye brows.

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